So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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