My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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