It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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