You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize