i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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