Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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