she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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