Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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