Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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