I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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