is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im holly from the hills drunk
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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