i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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