Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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