does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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