so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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