my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize