i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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