I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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