last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wish you could order shots online.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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