he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Randomize