im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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