why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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