You surviving the open bar?
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Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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