If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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