Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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