i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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