too bad you live with your parents still
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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