I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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