Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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