No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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