I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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