It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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