I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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