I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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