he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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