im drinking this country out of the recession.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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