i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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