Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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