Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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