i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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