HIV tests are more positive than that guy
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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