don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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