only if we run a train.
done.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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