i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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