Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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