I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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