so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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