Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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