puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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