He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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